Monday, August 15, 2011

Fuck You Wii Fit!

So, after years of wanting it I finally landed a Wii Fit (plus). I was really excited to get that up and going. I think it will be a great supplement to my running routine. It will also keep me from sitting around after work and shoving my face. I fired it up, got my measurements and then that motherfucker categorized me as obese! WTF?!? Don't get me wrong, I know I have waaaaayyyy too much junk in my trunk but OBESE? My Mii turned into a fatass before my eyes. Pudgey cheeks and all. I thought Obese was reserved for people who had to get the special furniture made for big people or that chick at Walmart who almost ran me over with her motorized cart. Nope, I am in the same category.

Sighhhh, guess it is time to get my fat..nono, OBESE ass in gear.

2 comments:

  1. Omg, thats insane! You are NOT obese! (Trust me, I'm a nurse, I know these things : )

    Did your Mii really get fat? That's horrible! I've been wanting a Wii fit... Well, I need to get a Wii first! Let me know how it goes!

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  2. YES, my Mii became large and in charge.
    The way I figure it though: I am pretty sure Asians are developing the Wii games. Seeing as how they all are about 80lbs it doesn't count!!! :(

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