So the coworker that suggested I try my current diet plan seen me today. He called me "The Incredible Disappearing Lauren". Which was cool, I liked that. I mean, I haven't lost that much weight, but I will take it. I pictured myself in some skinny bitch circus being all "whoah, now you see the muffin tops, now you DON'T" or me using my current leggings as a trampoline. I digress...about an hour later, he walked by my office and said "I think your boyfriend owes me a thank you card"......at first I laughed and said, "Yeah, he will". but then I thought "OH WHAT THE FUCK?" So does this mean I was REALLY porktastic and now am not so much or does that mean "I am currently a spitting image of a beached whale rocking some (pretty sweet) Pumas but will eventually loose some blubber? huh. I guess I will never know. Seeing as how he is pretty much my future boss, I guess I will have to deal with never knowing.
hahaha. I actually find it pretty funny.
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